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| Monday, May 30, 2005 McFly: aww, baby Me: sweetheart McFly: why are you so afraid to love me? I don't know, Mcfly. I just don't know........ posted at 10:13 PM
Sunday, May 29, 2005 Well, it's been a full day since the culmination of Safe Boating Week. Nobody I know got injured in any sort of maritime accident, and for that I and all of humankind is grateful. Are grateful? No, is grateful. I probably should have just gone back and deleted that instead of continued to write it. And then I wouldn't have to have written this at all. Man, this has gone on WAY too long, and talking about it more doesn't make it any briefer... The next bit here is for Emily only, but I guess I can't stop any of you from reading it. So you can do that if you want, but it's not meant for you, so don't take it the wrong way. Anyway, FOR EMILY ONLY - highlight the next section to read your PRIVATE message. Hey baby! Ummm, how are things? I hope they're real groovy and far out and such. Okay, bye Dollface! END OF EMILY'S PRIVATE SECTION. So what now to talk about? Well, to not a whole lot. I know I had SOMETHING to write about, but it escapes my brain function capacity at this moment. Oh well. If it was important, it'll come back to me. SOooo, I think that'll do it for this entry. That'll do, Donkey. That'll do... posted at 4:26 AM
Saturday, May 28, 2005 Conversation McFly and I had about Sarah. Me: i already told nix i'd hang out with her thoughMcFly: is she at school?Me: yeahMcFly: she immed me this morning to ask who i wasMe: uhhuhMcFly: that's it reallyMe: real enthralling storyMcFly: oh, you should have been here when it was happening posted at 10:22 PM
Time for a little photo update of some pictures I've taken the past few days. As always, click to enlarge the photo...  Eeesh. Ewww. Euuch... Mountain Dew?! I'll take a clam juice. (Simpsons reference, and yes I know it's supposed to be crab juice..)  Oh yeah! EXTREME COOKIES! WOOOOOOO-YEAH!.....................  Me with Nix's hat. I need to buy a hat...  Alex and Jess having some hot lesbian action. NO FOOLING!  Jess's reaction. Man, she LOVES it!!  Alex screwin' Jess. HOT! Well, there you have it! 100% unaltered, completely not-taken-out-of-context photos of Jess and Alex screwing each other. I know, it's unbelievable. I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't seen it, but there it is! posted at 4:16 AM
Friday, May 27, 2005 First off, I have to qualify a statement I wrote yesterday. I mad a bad pun, and then offered you, my readers, my sincerest apologies. This was a lie. I do apologize for putting you all through a bad pun, but I do not offer my sincerest apologies; my sincerest apologies are reserved for atrocities like this:
Okay, now for a funny conversation excerpt!!! McFly:: yo, i'm driving you Me: buh?! Me: okay McFly:: to canter's Me: okay Me: REALLY Me: alskdjf Me: CANTERS?! Me: WHAT?! Me: i had NO idea Me: ... Me: that we were going to canters Me: today Me: in a car Me: at 8:30 Me: did you get the sarcasm? McFly:: yeah, just a bit Me: okay, good Me: making sure it got through posted at 12:01 AM
Thursday, May 26, 2005 Man, I never thought that posting everyday would be so difficult, but i've really got NOTHING to talk about. Unless you wanna hear about the mattress i wanna buy for next year...... yeah, i didnt think so. Sooo, here's the obligatory Safe Boating Week picture. Hope everyone else's week is going just swimmingly (couldn't resist the pun... my sincerest apologies.) posted at 4:10 AM
Wednesday, May 25, 2005 Another day of boating safety, ain't it grand?! Oh, what's this? Matt Lauer wishes you a Happy and Safe week of Boating?! posted at 1:31 PM
Tuesday, May 24, 2005 So, I went to the mall with erik to do junk and look for mattresses. I found an AMAZING mattress for REALLY cheap. In the back of my mind, i know there must be some catch, because there doesn't seem to be one, but I really like this mattress. I know, a mattress, who freakin' cares. WELL, I DO YOU RUDE SONOFABITCH! I'm going back today to look at it again. Anyhow, in other news, safe boating week is progressing nicely. Speaking of which, here's to-day's Safe Boating Picture: Oh, you just KNOW this guy wishes you a Happy Safe Boating Week. Toodles. posted at 3:33 PM
Monday, May 23, 2005  Click to Enlarge This guy is demonstrating some safe boating! Don't believe me? Look at the banner in the background. Oh yes, SafeBoatingWeekisGood! So, after a wild night of scene it and taboo, erik informed me that he still had a key to the electric cart from when he worked at Cafe 84. So, suffice it to say, a few of us took a little joyride. However, just before we ended our little fun, you could hear me say, "hahaha, i'm gonna fall out!!!" followed by me falling out of the cart and being sprayed by sprinklers. Thank god it's not Safe Electric Carting Week... posted at 3:37 AM
Saturday, May 21, 2005 I LOVE EMILY (NEISIG) PENNINGTON!!! Yes it's true. I've realized the truth of truths. A Safe Boating Week miracle for sure! In other news, Snoopy wants to wish you all a very special and happy Safe Boating Week! posted at 11:58 PM
HAPPY SAFE BOATING WEEK TO ALL!! It is at this time of year that we should all think about a world without safe boating, and be thankful for the nautical safety which we take for granted. Safe Boating Week is a time of happiness, gift-giving, and all around maritime safety. Have fun and boat safely! posted at 12:01 AM
Friday, May 20, 2005 Broke my resolution?! I do not think so, my dear. Just because I didn't post at the same time, doesnt mean I broke my resolution. Lets recap:
May 19 - Josh restates his resolution and posts a picture of Buster Keaton May 20 - Josh responds to Emily's accusation of screwing up with his resolution, and then posts a random picture of a monkey So you see, when I said I would post every day, that gives me a 24 hour period in which to post something informative and entertaining. So, don't be so hasty...  posted at 1:43 PM
Thursday, May 19, 2005 So, I promised to update daily, and that's just what I'm going to do! Well, try to. Problem is: i'm not sure what to write. Hmmmmmmm. Well, here's what's on my desktop right now:  Just that and a black background. It's Buster Keaton for those who were wondering. I saw that shot when emily and I went to the silent movie theater. It's from "The Scarecrow". (I never know whether or not to put the period inside or our outside of the quotation mark...) It just kind of affected me somehow. I just like it. So, that's all for now. Short post from the dim-witted... posted at 4:10 AM
Wednesday, May 18, 2005 (Pardon the caps...) I JUST REALIZED THAT SAFE BOATING WEEK IS QUICKLY APPROACHING!! MARK YOUR CALENDARS: MAY 21-27TH!!!!!!!!!! ohboy, I can't WAIT! posted at 3:16 AM
Okay, my new resolution is to, SOMEHOW, take the time out of my BUSY, busy day to post at least once everyday. So, this is a long overdue post (thanks georgia. nice to know i have readers!) I figured I'd post some pictures, how's that sound? Good? Good. As (almost) always, click to see in HI-REZ  Here's an original Yellow Submarine poster! Groovy!  Hannah's fabulous impression of a monkey. Remarkable!  Emily told me to take this picture, so she gets credit for bringin' the funny on this one... posted at 12:11 AM
Friday, May 13, 2005 It's been a while since I posted, so I guess I'm just gonna write. Sorry if it's not all that entertaining or interesting, or as I like to say, intertaining. Get it? No? Alright. So here's the scoop, as it were: Finished moving out, except for a fucking power strip and my cell phone charger. So, if you try to call me between now and tomorrow, my celly might be off. So there's that. Emily's going back to Texas soon. That's, well, that's what it is. Time apart will be good, in the long run, methinks. Still, I'm sad about it all the same. Getting into the swing of summer. It's interesting how your group of friends completely changes when you're not in school, and then you go back to school and it changes again. Odd. It's like at school I'm Superman, and at home, I'm Clark Kent. Or vice versa. Actually, at school I'm Superman, and at home I'm Superman, so whatever. I stayed up last night and watched Angels with Dirty Faces. Man, do I love James Cagney. If you answered "yes," you are correct. About a handful. (If you didn't get that last joke, get out of your cave, on mars, with your fingers in your ears, and your eyes closed.) So, I think that's about it. My next updates will be more intertaining. I hope. (You hope...) posted at 3:35 AM
Monday, May 02, 2005 Having a hard time deciding things. But I realize that this isn't exactly good, quality entertainment. So here's something funny. It's a picture of David (McFly), that I drew.  Click to view in HI-REZ Also, here's a picture that may have some significance to someone. Maybe not.  Click to view in HI-REZ posted at 9:24 PM
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