i am so fucking stupid. i honestly hate myself.

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Orpheo ed Euridice was okay. It lacked the "oomf" of the version I listen to. The conductor was weak. And what is with the LA Opera and these modernist, german set designers? Wow, it looks like a box... Cool, it's all white. Oooh, it's two trees. Nice, they're wearing suits... Oy. Give me a break. I wanna see hell here people! Not a black frame that comes down from the roof. The fire was good, but I couldnt see it from the balcony. And the chorus was weak too. This is baroque, people. Where's the ornateness?! Whatever, Gluck still rules. And Euridice is a very beautiful name. If I have a daughter, I will definitely consider it as a name... assuming my wife likes it. Wow, no wife - not even a girlfriend - and I'm whipped. So sad, so sad...

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Okay, funny spam for the day. So, I get an email with this picture in it:



Okay, despite the humorous sexual discrimination, it's not all that funny, but just read what was included below:

Whitman:

Souls of men and women! it is not you I call unseen, unheard, untouchable and untouching;
It is not you I go argue pro and con about, and to settle whether you are
        alive or no;
I own publicly who you are, if nobody else owns.

Grown, half-grown, and babe, of this country and every country, indoors and
outdoors, one just as much as the other, I see,
And all else behind or through them.

The wife--and she is not one jot less than the husband;
The daughter--and she is just as good as the son;
The mother--and she is every bit as much as the father.

Offspring of ignorant and poor, boys apprenticed to trades,
Young fellows working on farms, and old fellows working on farms,
Sailor-men, merchant-men, coasters, immigrants,
All these I see--but nigher and farther the same I see;
None shall escape me, and none shall wish to escape me.
I bring what you much need, yet always have,
Not money, amours, dress, eating, but as good;
I send no agent or medium, offer no representative of value, but offer the
        value itself.

There is something that comes home to one now and perpetually;
It is not what is printed, preached, discussed--it eludes discussion and
        print;
It is not to be put in a book--it is not in this book;
It is for you, whoever you are--it is no farther from you than your hearing
        and sight are from you;
It is hinted by nearest, commonest, readiest--it is ever provoked by them.

You may read in many languages, yet read nothing about it;
You may read the President's Message, and read nothing about it there;
! Nothing in the reports from the State department or Treasury dep

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Today commemorates a grand beginning; for, it was Nineteen years ago on this very day of December the Eleventh, that a doctor gave Matthew Kang his first spanking...

...he has enjoyed them ever since...

Happy Birthday, Matty.

posted at 4:56 AM
  

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O' Sam Waterston,
How I love thee in a completely heterosexual way!




I love me my Laws and Orderses!!!

Can a brotha' get a whut whut up in hea'?! FO SHeezy!!

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I got a funny email today, I'll let you guys read it:

STOP UNWANTED EMAIL FOREVER!!

This program worked for me. If you hate junk email like I do, you owe it to
your self to try this program, and forward this email to all of your friends
which also hate unwanted email or as many people possible. Together lets help clear
the Internet of spam!

STOP SPAM IN ITS TRACKS!

Ask yourself these 3 questions:

1)Do you get junk, scams and worse in your inbox every day?
2)Are you sick of spending valuable time removing the trash?
3)Is your child receiving inappropriate adult material?

If so you should know that no other solution works better then our software
to return control of your email back where it belongs!
Imagine being able to read your important email without looking through all
that spam...

I mean, wow. Spam about how to stop spam. Points for creativity...

posted at 4:37 PM
  

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