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| Thursday, February 26, 2004 Wednesday, February 25, 2004 Bill Maher performed at Bovard tonight. Of course, being the card-carrying liberal that I am, I just love it. He was really funny, even thought most of the material was from his Broadway show. He really is one of the smartest comedians. He and George Carlin. He should be president... too bad thought, 'cause I'm already pro-Fondue. Fondue-Ramen 2004, baby!!!
Monday, February 23, 2004   Purchased the Flaming Lips album, finally, and rediscoverd my old Artie Shaw record. Life is good. Now I need to go buy The Soft Bulletin...
Friday, February 20, 2004 The sounds of thursday night can be heard in the not-too-far distance. And yet, here I am, writing a paper. College thoroughly exhausts me. I'm just too lazy to do anything when I have free time. Weekends are spent sleeping, weekdays are spent not sleeping. I need a life. No, scratch that, I have a life. I need a more fun life. more. more fun.
Wednesday, February 18, 2004 So here I am at 1:30 in the morning, you know, trying to find anything to do to not write my paper. Shit, I was even thinking about IMing people I should definitely not IM, just because it was something else to do. Oh, okay, sidenote here: my writing teacher said that I was too colloquial. There is no damn way in hell that I'm too colloquial.... okay, maybe a tad. Anyway, back to that thing I never got around to writing about the first time. It's 1:30, and I just checked the hits on my blog, which I also did about 10 minutes ago (like I said, I'm trying to find things to do here), and there are two more hits, not including my own! TWO HITS?! What other loser out there is reading my blog at this hour? WHO THE DEUCE ARE YOU?! Honestly, I really would like to know. Really!
Monday, February 16, 2004 I really need a damn life. I probably spent a total sum of 15 or 20 minutes today not sitting on my ass or lying down. I hate having nothing to do. I really need a damn life.
Friday, February 13, 2004 As of this Monday, I will be the happiest person on the planet. LAW AND ORDER MARATHON, baby! Hell. Yes.
Wednesday, February 11, 2004 The following was stolen from Adult Swim "God is Dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche
-Leo Tolstoy
Tuesday, February 10, 2004 Me: anyway, i'm gonna grab a bangle and watch the tube Me: late Me: bangle? Me: bagel Me: not the tiger Me: the food Derek: o i thought you said grab the lube and watch some anal Me: hahahaha Derek: silly me
Monday, February 02, 2004 What ever happened to prose? Can nobody write like people anymore? Does everybody think that they're the next e e cummings? So you throw in some random punctuation and font styles. Wow, no you're brilliant! Comeon, people! e e cummings was a revolutionary. Get an orginal thought in your head there. The internet is busting at the seems with all of this artsy bullshit. Why? Well, because it's easy and it seems meaningful. But, shit folks, it's just a bunch of ego-maniacal teenagers. I'm only 19, and I don't know shit about love or the world, oh, but some brilliant 16 years old asian girl does, because she writes about it on her xanga. Wow, impressive. Why can't anybody write in clear prose? Is it really that hard? Proofreading some essays in Writing 140 shows me that people actually are unable to write. It's amazing. Oh, but I'm sure her poetry is lovely. Bullshit. Look how easy it is. the rain falls falls falls .it COvers her eYes as she jumps u p into the puddle of her OWN .; SOrrOW;
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