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Recent Voicemails

1. Erik
2. Mumsy
3. JT$
4. Emily
5. Emily
6. Mcfly
7. Mcfly
8. Pops
9. Emily

Who is HOTT in 2005

1. Emily, of course!
2. Kina
3. HannahLee
4. Your Name Could    Be Here!!

Craners

1. Alex
2. McFly
3. Emily


Thursday, July 31, 2003

Wednesday, July 30, 2003
 
Responding to the comment about my previous entry:

The dialog is so... written by me...

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Monday, July 28, 2003
 
Me: Yes Alex, I'll take "Stating the Obvious" for $200.

Alex Trebek: And the answer is... the Daily Double!

Me: Wow, this is so unexpected. I'll wager... $1000.

Alex Trebek: Okay then, for $1000. This is your answer: ... This man used to write the so-called, "Jeopardy Fantasies," until a lack of creativity and interest caused him to take a brief hiatus.

Me: Oh, wow... I know this one... who is Salvador Dali?

Alex Trebek: No, I'm sorry. The correct answer is you. Who is you... But, it's still your board, so go ahead and pick another category.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2003
 
Ahh, this started out as a typo, but I like it so much, it may just become a motto!!!

Blue is coo!

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Monday, July 14, 2003
 
This kind of thing never gets old, does it... Remember, it's for posterity people. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!


OH MY!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT'S...

Hacked by Stinkoman_20X6

I am a little
Teapot, short and stout, here are
My girly undies.

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Saturday, July 12, 2003
 
The following is being posted here with the future knowledge that Matt will soon find this on his Xanga. I am posting this here for posterity...


Whatwhatwhat?!!! NOT AGAIN!!!

Hacked by Stinkoman_20X6
Written by killah_tofu


Matt watches men swim,
Glistening in the hot sun;
MMMmmm, like Cambell's.

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