The following is being posted here with the future knowledge that Matt will soon find this on his Xanga. I am posting this here for posterity...
Whatwhatwhat?!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Hacked by Stinkoman_20X6
Written by killah_tofu
Matt watches men swim,
Glistening in the hot sun;
MMMmmm, like Cambell's.
posted at 1:52 AM