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| Wednesday, April 30, 2003 today was.... it was a strange, weird, great day. i dunno, something's happening to me. my attitude of, "fuck the world", is changing into, "a lot of the world is good and beautiful... fuck the rest." on a side-note, i love music. most people think that i'm a snobby, classical-only guy. this is not true. i appreciate absolutely every song or piece ever written, and yes hannah and matt (my two faithful readers...), this includes that terrible britney spears crap. (NOTE: i said i appreciate it, not like it). i appreciate what it does to people, how it affects mood and tone, especially in films. as a soon-to-be director, i cannot stay with one type of shot, and i cannot stay with one type of music; classical is my favorite, and it is great, but it is not the most appropraite for every mood. on a sub side-note: the beatles rock my socks, and all you who dont like them can go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck yourselves, because you're obviously in category two of my new philosophy on life (see the first paragraph if you've forgotten it already... and yes i know i could have just written it here again, and it would have taken less space, time, and energy, especially after this whole parenthetical note, but i dont care, you can go look up there!). fuck 'em if they cant take a joke.
Monday, April 28, 2003 matt and i are going to write this screenplay for english. i actually think this one has promise, and not in the cheezy-funny way my other ones had. this one may actually do something...
Sunday, April 27, 2003 me: ok, why don't we go with "stupid shit" for a thousand. alex trebeck: ok, and the answer is: "what is the stupidest shit ever?" ricky: *beep beep* yes. um, toast... what is toast? alex trebeck: no, i'm sorry, that's not what we're looking for. me: *beep beep* what is: Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded on east-bound toward the White River bridge. After traveling approximately twenty miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right exiting the pavement and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his _____ off or we might both be dead" stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck? alex trebeck: yes, that's it. and the board is yours.
Monday, April 21, 2003 On Nostalgia: me: hmmm, why don't we go with "messed up physics" for $500? alex trebeck: and the answer is... the Daily Double. *clapping* me: wow... ok, i'll wager $1000 alex trebeck: ok, here's your answer: "this is some messed up physics." me: hmmm.... ......... .......oh, yes, of course. what is matt's physics? alex trebeck: yes, that's the right answer.
Saturday, April 19, 2003 me: hmmm, how about "swirlies" for $250. alex trebeck: and the answer is: "she has the most touchable swirlie in the world." me: *beep beep* ah yes, who is hannah lee? alex trebeck: yes, that's the right answer... hah... swirlie, what a funny word... *achem!* and the board is yours...
Wednesday, April 16, 2003 hey. thanks for reading my blog, especially all the crazy crap i write. hope it's enjoyable. now, i know there's somebody reading this, cause my hit counter keeps going up, but you don't ever post a comment. even if i've never met you in my life, post a friggen comment. just tell me your name, or you initials, or ANYTHING. say a funny word, i dont care, but SOMETHING. COMEON!!! Thank you for your cooperation, The Management
me: ok alex, lets go with "things that suck ass," for $500. alex trebek: alright, and the answer is: I am the worst teacher on the face of the planet." *beep beep* oh.... wait, i know this.... who is... uh......... mister...... burghdog? judges?....... ok, i'm being told that we can except that. the correct pronunciation is burgdorf, mr. burghdorf... and it's still your board.
Monday, April 14, 2003 Quote of the day... i liked this one: my life consists mainly of video games and brooding contempt for people.
Sunday, April 13, 2003 THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Girls and I, we're like water and oil... no, no, strike that, it's too trite... Girls and I, we're like water and Tang... DE-licious!!! see? i havent lost my sense of humor, yet...
the phantoms of conversations haunt me... you're not going to like me for long, huh why? just a feeling hm. that makes me sad there's a one-two punch i saw coming. i should have ducked... how sad and pathetic am i to post this stuff on here? eh, what's the difference? nobody reads this crap anyhow.
*clapping* me: yes, ok. how about tired loosers for $100, alex? alex trebek: and the answer is: "he's fed up with this shit, and is not going to try any more." bob: *beep beep* yes, who is arnold palmer? alex trebek: no, i'm sorry, that's not what we're looking for. me: *beep beep* who is, uh... me? alex trebek: yes, and again, the board is yours...
Saturday, April 12, 2003 here's a humorous little scenario that i played out in my head: me: ahh, yes alex, i'll take potent potables for $500. alex trebek: ok. and the answer is: "a boring, pathetic waste of time, waste of energy, and waste of space." me: *beep beep* uhh, yes... what is my life? alex trebek: yes, that's the correct answer, and the board is yours...
Thursday, April 03, 2003 how can i NOT be cynical when a terrible teacher is praised as god-like because he jumps up and down and shouts really loud about poetry. burghdorf is a terrible teacher! i dont even know what to say about how big of a dick he is. what a bastard! goin' to san francisco with band tomorrow. anyone who reads this... you know, all one of you... feel free to call or message my cell. summary: i'm cynical?! well, you smell like poo. (i never said i wasnt immature...)
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