here's a humorous little scenario that i played out in my head:
me: ahh, yes alex, i'll take potent potables for $500.
alex trebek: ok. and the answer is: "a boring, pathetic waste of time, waste of energy, and waste of space."
me: *beep beep* uhh, yes... what is my life?
alex trebek: yes, that's the correct answer, and the board is yours...posted at 11:19 AM