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Recent Voicemails

1. Erik
2. Mumsy
3. JT$
4. Emily
5. Emily
6. Mcfly
7. Mcfly
8. Pops
9. Emily

Who is HOTT in 2005

1. Emily, of course!
2. Kina
3. HannahLee
4. Your Name Could    Be Here!!

Craners

1. Alex
2. McFly
3. Emily


Friday, October 27, 2006
 
Weirdest Spam Ever

So, I'm used to getting the "bigger penis" spam, the "Viagra" spam, the completely non-sensical porn spam, and the "be skinnier in a week" spam, but I'm really sort of lost on this one I got today. It's from "Dana Gabriel", and it's not addressed to me, so I must be BCC'd with a bunch of other people with similar email addresses. Anyhow, it's title is "mis-stitch partridge cane" and the message is as follows:
"you must not be too severe upon yourself," replied elizabeth."lady catherine de bourgh," she replied, "has very lately given him a living. i hardly know how"
Weird, right? None of it is a link to a porn website or anything. It's just that text. I'm not really sure how effective this sort of spam is, since it's not actually advertising anything and it doesn't trick you into clicking a link. So I'm a little perplexed by it, but it's kind of interesting...

Well, I thought it was funny, anyway.

Update: So, these two sentences are from Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice" - chapters 48 and 16, respectively. Still very odd...


... if your vacation is so boring, then post it up a little!
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Friday, October 20, 2006

Sunday, October 15, 2006
 
So, after a month and seven day hiatus, how do I make up for all the lost time to all my reader? (..not a spelling mistake....) By ignoring my lack of posting completely! (except for that first sentence)

Here's something funny. Read it.
Me: you're coming back for thanksgiving, right?
Milky: yea
Me: alright
Me: we really do have to do shit this time
Milky: seriously
Me: like, for real
Milky: laserdiscs
Me: yes
Me: we can't just spoon and hold each other this time
Me: i mean, it's fun
Me: but it's not productive
Milky: or is it
Me: you told me you had your tubes tied!!!
Milky: kind of
Me: hahahaha
Milky: haha
Milky: look, i'm pregs man
Me: DUDE
Me: is it mine?!
Milky: probably
Me: nice

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