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Recent Voicemails

1. Erik
2. Mumsy
3. JT$
4. Emily
5. Emily
6. Mcfly
7. Mcfly
8. Pops
9. Emily

Who is HOTT in 2005

1. Emily, of course!
2. Kina
3. HannahLee
4. Your Name Could    Be Here!!

Craners

1. Alex
2. McFly
3. Emily


Monday, January 30, 2006
 
We watched The Devil and Daniel Johnston in my 546 Doc class today, and the filmmaker, Jeff Feuerzeig, came in and spoke to us. It was amazingly good, and I suggest everyone see it when it comes out in March. Check out the trailer now on Apple.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006
 
Here's an email from "Medrano Charles"
"go need read
morning drink drink
night type wait
Be cancel worry
we live go
right start reply
english open understand
someone clean finish
will buy turnon
will find comb
Not eat change"


Wow, what nonsensical, creative SPAM. Thank you for a lovely poem, Medrano Charles!


too bad i like this poem... it may make no sense, but i kind of like the creative challenge of creating meaning from some structured words..
<3.
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Thursday, January 19, 2006
 
Alright, kids. Here's a huge picture update of a bunch of crap from my phone over the past couple weeks. Some of it's funny, some of it's weird, some of it's not worth being online... Well, too late for that. So, here they are. There's a bunch of 'em.


Bania and I went to pick Emily up at LAX (she was coming back from Sweden). We got there early, so we decided to go exploring. Restricted area?...



Ooo, Hangers.



That's where all the delicious food is made!



FedEx planes.



After we realized Emily's phone was dead and we couldn't contact her, we parked. Parked next to us was this dog! I named him Sparky.



Hello Sparky!



..that's close enough, Sparky.



Here's a weird cult member waiting for someone to get off the plane.



Emily saying hello to Sparky.



Here, we're at the Macaroni Grill. Remember that picture a while ago from when I couldn't believe I beat Emily at Tic Tac Toe (also at the Macaroni Grill)? Well, here's a similar such occurrence.



A Popeye doll at the Melrose Trading Post (a swap meet)



Another Popeye doll at the same place. This guy must love Popeye.



The sky at the Grove.



OH Yes! Ocarina of Time! The fucking MEGATON HAMMER, baby! Now I can smash and break junk! Junk? I LOVE THIS GAME!!



On Melrose. Shalom!



Puffy shirts and pirate fashion seem to be very "in" on Melrose. This is only one of MANY such shirts. They're also WAY expensive.



Here's a guy with a lot of hair. I think it's fake, but he's still crazy.



OH BOY!!.........?............(pun)....



Scott sporting the LATEST in Yeti fashion!



Me wearing a stupid hat. I think I look like a Sherpa. Or a hippie.



Here's my Writing 340 teacher. He looks and sounds EXACTLY like Philip Seymour Hoffman. So much so, in fact, that I have a secret theory that it IS Philip Seymour Hoffman pretending to be a college teacher for research for a role.



Another picture of him.



One last picture of him. Don't see it?



Here's a picture of Philip Seymour Hoffman, for reference.


Well, that's it. Later.


yo.
i liiiiiiike this blog.
twas funny.
your knee hurts?
ok bye babester

hah! seriously, every hippie-type i know (or have seen) wears a hat like that. hah! fabulous.

I'm pretty sure I've seen the cum buddies font used to advertise haunted houses before.

you should buy the hippie hat!
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Sunday, January 15, 2006
 
My New Favorite Thing:


this makes me want tea...
mmmmmm.. teeeeaaaa
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Saturday, January 07, 2006
 
Emily and I are back together. Big surprise, huh?.












           <- Big Surprise


as silly as this may sound coming from me, but it was a surprise.
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Friday, January 06, 2006
 
Me: I called you last night
Me: you were probably busy screwing all the bitches
Me: but i thought it was worth a shot
Scott: I was screwing all the bitches
Scott: I'm now banned for life at the orange county animal rescue shelter


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAsdejrnjg
lol
oh, scotty.
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For Scott:

I call the Riddler! The old one, not the Jim Carrey one.


well, i think you could pull off either, but i agree, the old one is better!
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Thursday, January 05, 2006
 
Before I go to bed, here are just a couple of things I've been meaning to put up for a while but never got around to posting.


Here's a fortune I got at a chinese restaurant a while back. It doesn't really seem like a very positive fortune... actually, it doesn't seem like a fortune at all. More like really pessimistic advice.



Here's something I drew on my hand. I thought it was cute.



Do you think if I went as Bud Cort (Harold) from Harold and Maude for Halloween, anybody would recognize me?...


so erika posted another comment on josh's blog, and he was all like...

:]

there are really many ways to look at a fortune. i bet they could all be made good, or bad. unless your fortune cookies just don't like you.

see, i just got a fortune cookie that said, "the radiance of wealth will shine upon you"

and i got all excited.

then my mom pointed out that that doesn't necessarily mean i get any of the wealth, i just get to look at it.

nice.

I think you might be able to pull of harold if you had a maude to go with you. Otherwise, bupkis. I'm already thinking about halloween next year. I think we should all be batman villians

hiiiiiiiiii
i remember that fortune... it sorta makes me hungry.
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
 
Okay, pictures from our New Years Celebration, or as they say in German...

Fotos der Götenpartyfesten (don't ask me where that came from, as I really don't know)


Sorry, the quality ain't great, but it was a jolly-drunk time...



Ahh, the great game of Shots and Ladders. And so it begins...



The game progresses. Who will win?!



Erika is unhappy about my photography.



So unhappy, in fact, that she refused to face the camera whilst imbibing her beverage.



Alex, too, was thrilled about my photography.



Erika is happy in this picture, most likely because this was some Super-Secret-Covert-Photography. Eat your G-man heart out McFly.



One of the dice went into a shot glass. Jess decided it was best to drink the die to safety. Of course, she first had to ponder how to do it without choking...



...Ahhh, a solution! ... DRINK!



And, through the chaos and confusion, the game continues.



This is NOT a staged photograph. Jess actually did pass out. What does this mean?... why..
JESSICA IS THE WINNER!!


Yes but you should admit that while we did not stage Jessica's uninhibited pose, we did put the bottle of alcohol there. As well as several toy cars, beer cans, and other objects to commemorate Jessica's indulgent New Year's celebration, culminating in a rather intimate moment with the trashcan.

Jessica also has no memory of adorning herself with the um, festive, hat.

And by the way Josh you're weird. (silly face).

how's that for a comment?
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