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Recent Voicemails

1. Erik
2. Mumsy
3. JT$
4. Emily
5. Emily
6. Mcfly
7. Mcfly
8. Pops
9. Emily

Who is HOTT in 2005

1. Emily, of course!
2. Kina
3. HannahLee
4. Your Name Could    Be Here!!

Craners

1. Alex
2. McFly
3. Emily


Wednesday, August 31, 2005
 
Okay, okay. So I haven't posted in a while. It's not like anybody reads this crap, anyway! But still, here's something I found humorous in a cinema sort-of way. This is on the 3rd floor of Lucas.



I just love how there's stuff up there for everything except for "Writer Wanted"... poor writers.........

What, not funny? GO TO HELL you humorless sonofabitch! It was funny! ARgh, you SUCK!


omgzors
ur like totally lol'ed out to the maxx!

silly writers....
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Monday, August 22, 2005
 
Today is the first day of class, and I sort of have culture shock.. Or education shock. I'm so not used to having class, that I'm all stressed for no reason, because this week will most likely be very easy. But that aside, how about a...

randomphotoupdate!


Em and I were at a PayLess. Emily stood next to this thing to see her height.....



Here's a close up, proving that Em is, in fact, 4' 7"...... I always knew it........



Okay, you have to look here, but in the middle of the picture, on the side of that building is a large penis. Yes. Large penis. It's on Melrose if you want to go look at it. I believe that's one of the three Sportie LAs on Melrose, and one of the two on that block...



This was written on a stall in the Canter's bathroom. The handicapped stall on the end, if you want to go see it. I don't care what you say, you can't argue with this guy's point...



And that, as they say, is that.


my secret is out!!
OHNO!

YES
visitor #15555!!!
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Saturday, August 20, 2005
 
So a bunch of us went to disneyland - the self-proclaimed happiest place in the world - the other day. Here's some junk.



Here are two very cute, very short girls.



Here's Ruby, standing in line for space mountain. All the koreans were playing some stupid games, and her hair looked funny. So I took a picture. .. nevermind....



Here's something I saw in a store. Close-up below.



Close-up. I thought it was funny......



Here's a cute girl in a teacup.



A movie of a cute girl in a teacup.


hottie!!
wow im so glad hannah is a boy... now all my problems are solved.!.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
 
She's back, baby!


::wink::
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Friday, August 12, 2005
 
After months of "work", I have completely my epic, four-page, horror movie!!! What's it called? "Untitled Haunted House PIcture" yeah. i know. too cool.


awwwwwww!
you're just like woody allen!!
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
 
RANDOMPHOTOUPDATE!!


Saw this in a liquor store. I didn't know that goats had a higher libido than any other animal... weeds either...


My parents and I went out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant. My dad was exhausted and fell asleep. My mom tried to feed him chips.

And now a bit of something from
  THE LOST FILES

Seriously, I was going to post this but I kept forgetting to. So here it is. This is from a vintage shop in Burbank. I thought it was quite amusing.


lets go to that store!!

...think scary thoughts.

;-)
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Monday, August 08, 2005
 
Here's my dummy girlfriend doing impressions.

Emily as The Homestar Runner

Emily as Strong Bad

Emily as Senor Cardgage

Emily as Dorothy (Wizard of Oz)


wow. she's a really swell actress. pretty hot, too.
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Sunday, August 07, 2005
 
inside. joke.



Edit: I am aware that testosterone is spelled incorrectly, but it's funnier this way or something whynot. (And yes, that was a Dr. Zoidberg reference, for anyone who used to watch Futurama. All one of you. David...)


MISSPELL!!
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Here's a video of JT$ on his birthday:


Click to Watch

For those of you who had trouble understanding the breadth and depth of this enthralling video (it was nighttime, so sorry for the poor image quality), I have included a transcript.

The Story of Jessica Thompson
JT$: I'll spill my APPLE JUICE all over the both of you.

Me: Here, JT, tell us a story.

JT$: Once upon a time, there was a dame called Jessica Thompson, and Jessica Thompson, my sister...

     Yuki: Hah, is the parking break on? You moved the car!

JT$: ...is a bitch - and I moved the car - but SHE, more importantly, is a B-I-A-T-C-H, biatch.


i dont get it....
oh, and the viddy link didnt work.

I don't get it either and Jeff can't even remember saying it much less the context
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Friday, August 05, 2005
 
Loook what I did....


how bored were you?!

...send me one with your picture, please!!

p.s. i miss you like crazy.

whatta LAME comment...
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So, thus ends the google adsense experiment.
It has come to our attention that invalid clicks have been generated on
the Google ads on your site(s). We have therefore disabled your Google
AdSense account. Please understand that this step was taken in an
effort to protect the interest of the AdWords advertisers.

A publisher's site may not have invalid clicks on any ad(s), including
but not limited to clicks generated by a publisher on his own web
pages, clicks generated through the use of robots, automated clicking
tools, or any other deceptive software.

...
Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed further
participation in AdSense and do not receive any further payment. The
earnings on your account will be properly returned to the affected
advertisers.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team


Oh well. There's no such thing as a free lunch. And so, I didn't make any money, but at least now my blog isn't burdened with advertisements, right? And I didn't lose anything. Well, thanks anyway guys.


::tear::
all those clicks wasted...
at least we can drink away our sorrows AT THE PARTY TONIGHT

alas,
twas all for nothing in the end...
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005
 
Here's my mom and bania finishing up my room. Still no bed... we'll see about that!


oh, lisa and bania... our little paint afficionados!
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Tuesday, August 02, 2005
 
I moved in to the new house on Monday... sort of. Well, I got there and suffice it to say it was too dirty for my tastes. So after a couple hours of vacuuming, I got to be okay with it. Then my mattress came. Well, it SHOULD have come. There was some sort of mixup, and they brought the wrong one. So that's getting delivered tomorrow, hopefully.

Anyhow, I decided yesterday that it would be worth my while to paint my room. So today, my mom and I painted most of my room. We ran out of paint, but all that's left to do is the top of a couple walls, some of the trim, the closet, and a couple of other touch-up things. Here are some pictures:

BEFORE (during, but at the start...)


AFTER (but not really after, since it's not done yet...)




I have paint in my hair.


...i'm sorry...
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