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| Saturday, January 31, 2004 Shouldn't "Ice Cream" be "Iced Cream"? Anybody? Well, how's about for some stupid fact, eh? In order to have ice cream, the mixture needs to be, at a minimum, 10% milk. Or milk substitute, for all you vegans out there.
Friday, January 30, 2004 Please people, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD and all that is HOLY, PLEASE do NOT end sentences with a preposition!!! It just makes ya look dumb. I'm sure you guys can think of better words to write with.
Wednesday, January 28, 2004 You wouldn't believe the horseshit I've come up with for this essay I'm writing... I, just now, picked up the advertisment about which I was writing and looked at it. You know, if you write this stuff for long enough, you start to believe it. It's sad, because looking at it just now, I realized what bullshit it really is. I wish I wasn't forced to write stuff like this. It kills you a little bit every time. I really think it does.
Tuesday, January 27, 2004 Okay, given that there are hundreds and hundreds of oddities with the English language... Why is 4 spelled "Four," but 40 is spelled "forty"??!!!!!!!! Shouldn't it be "Fourty" Anybody?
Monday, January 26, 2004 Happy 6000+ to Me!! Congratulations to whoever first reads this first, because you are the 6001st hit! w00t!!! Over 6000 hits! I can't belive this many people read this thing. Well, even though it's been up for a long time, there must be a bunch of people who look at this. Or at least a few... Who are you guys? I know Andy reads religiously (thanks, bro-ham), matt, jimbo and david read occasionally. But who else is out there in my Blo-viewer Land? Well, whoever you are, thanks for reading!
Sunday, January 25, 2004 Oh, DAMMIt yes!! I am like Slicky McSlickerton over here, what with all my slick-ass lines I be throwin' at all 'da hunnies... Example: Juliana: what could be better than a chillean girl reading a chillean love poet's poems to you SHIt son! Did you see that?! I am ONE SLICK MOTHAFUCKA. hot DAMN! Tell me that isnt just some slick damned material right there! SHIeT!
Friday, January 23, 2004 Now, I'm not one to resort to posting song lyrics on my blog, but the video is just too damned cool... I beleive in a thing called love Just listen to the rhythm of my heart There's a chance we could make it now We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
Would you consider this the earliest final of the semester, or just a really late final from last semester? Either way, I'm off to go take it. Finally.
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Tuesday, January 20, 2004 Sharon left me a comment on the previous entry that said, "omg .. that sucks.. just cause of wat happened new years? .." You are absolutely right! Thank you for bringing this to my attention, the issue has been remedied. <
Thursday, January 15, 2004 Wednesday, January 14, 2004 I had breakfast today. I made myself an egg bagel and cream cheese, and nuked it for thirty or so seconds. My somach didn't feel so hot right afterwards. I don't think it was from the bagel, I think it was just the fact that I was eating something in the morning. I don't think my stomach is used to being used so early in the day. It wasn't like a somacheache, it was more like waking up too early and realizing you have something to do. I think it just took my stomach by surprise; like my stomach was just saying, "What the deuce?!" Yeah, that's my day so far...
Tuesday, January 13, 2004 Today's Entry: Derek, David, and a little homosexual fun... 
You can't spell "Gay Sex" without "Yes," which is what David was saying to Derek the whole time!!
1. I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. 3. Remember thou keep the Sabbath Day. 4. Honor thy Father and thy Mother. 5. Thou shalt not kill. 6. Thou shalt not commit adultery. 7. Thou shalt not steal. 8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. 9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods. 11. Thou shalt not spell the word "w00t" with either an "O" or an "H".
Sunday, January 11, 2004 Well, I'm in the middle of making a crapload of Spongebob macaroni and cheese, and I just realized our milk expired, ooh... two months ago. So, in lieu of the milk, I'm gonna try some water and a little extra butter... I'll let you guys know how it turns out.
Saturday, January 10, 2004 Okay, I just deleted something I had written, basically, becuase it sucked. Instead, I will replace it with the following: 
oh yeah... that's much better...
Friday, January 09, 2004 This is from an old entry in my blog. I was reading old entries, and this was just funny enough to repost: Thursday, September 25, 2003 I have decided the way in which i want to die: I want to die having crazy Bacchanalian sex with thirteen beautiful women. Yes, that's right, thirteen, not twelve, not fourteen, thirteen. A baker's dozen of beautiful women... ahhh....
Thursday, January 08, 2004 Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
OH, and one more thing. Those of you on the "information superhighway" who think it's really cool to make up your own custom html tags and use them in a conversation or message board.. you are just wrong! So very wrong! No idea what the deuce I'm talking about? Something like this: <masturbating>Wow, man... I really love living in my parent's attic, because my sister is HOT!!!</masturbating> ...IT REALLY IS JUST THAT LAME!!!
I realized something today. Guys think about girls. A lot. Girls and relationships with girls. Of course, I'm speaking about straight guys... I mean, just about any girl a guy knows, he's got something he thinks about her. Every girl I have ever known decently well usually has some kind of story with me, and some kind of attribute that I find attractive. Is it that we surround ourselves with people who we are attracted to, or is it just that these people are interesting? Some people say that a girl and a guy cannot have an entirely platonic relationship. Of course, I think that's complete bullshit.... kind of. I do think that two people of the opposite sex can have an entirely platonic relatioship, but I don't think it can always be that way. A good portion of the girls with whom I am friends I got to know because I was interested in having a relationship with them. Others start off as friends, and at some point, there might be the notion that there could be more. My point: I don't think that a straight girl and guy can have a platonic relationship at all times. Even the most platonic of relationships - those where you don't speak to each other anymore for some stupid-ass reason - usually get that way because of something more than simply friendly... if you catch my drift. Okay, so what? Nothing, that's what! Where am I going with this? Nowhere, that's.. where?... ...This is my blog, you dont like it, fuck you! Go read someone else's!
Sunday, January 04, 2004 Jimbo is a terrible photographer. Just look at this picture he took of Matt!! (Roll you mouse over the picture) 
Saturday, January 03, 2004 Thursday, January 01, 2004 Okay, New Years recap. Just in case someone out there wasn't sure whether or not I am the dorkiest guy alive, here's this: A Typical New Year's Eve - Partying and getting drunk My New Year's Eve - Taking my computer apart and installing a new power supply and cooling fan... and drinking a little... Happy Freakin' New Year!
This is not an entry, it's more like an un-entry, because Andy wanted me to write about something, and I don't want to. By this not being an entry, I am going against what Andy wanted, just to piss him off. Notice the new thing over on the left 'der. Yeah, just as a sidenote: things and people I hated in 2003 do not count in 2004 unless they somehow piss me off AGAIn... Basically, 2004 starts a fresh list.
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