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| Wednesday, May 16, 2007 "and he was like "did you call her a whore? i thought about calling her a whore but i didnt feel it was my place." Sometimes people know just what to say. posted at 1:04 PM
Thursday, April 19, 2007 ?T! the "T" is for totez i was talking to my friend about this yesterday about how in the city you feel like you're in a different universe separate from everything even the universe around you because there arent stars there to remind you every night because every time you get out of the city you are amazed at all the stars and your place in the universe because it reminds you but people not in the city are reminded of that every night so it's mundane to them but it changes your disposition i think Hopefully I will get around to re-redesigning my blog eventually. It needs it. But i need motivation. So does she: and then there's this... and then, there's THIS......
I need to figure out a way to get video from the TV to my computer, because we've got some stuff to post all up in there. if you didn't get it, the second picture up there sort of explains some of the sound from the video... posted at 12:29 PM
Wednesday, April 04, 2007 Hey hey hey. Here's another post. As promised! I had a good idea for re-doing my blog layout, but then I decided it wasnt a good idea, which is the way it tends to go. Anyhow, I'm gonna go watch some battlestar with brian. COMMENCE JUMP! I love to be lame. posted at 12:26 AM
Monday, March 26, 2007 Alright alright, so I don't post here anymore because nobody reads it. BFD. Since when did I care that nobody was reading my infinitely hilarious material? Never, that's when!
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Friday, October 27, 2006 Weirdest Spam Ever So, I'm used to getting the "bigger penis" spam, the "Viagra" spam, the completely non-sensical porn spam, and the "be skinnier in a week" spam, but I'm really sort of lost on this one I got today. It's from "Dana Gabriel", and it's not addressed to me, so I must be BCC'd with a bunch of other people with similar email addresses. Anyhow, it's title is "mis-stitch partridge cane" and the message is as follows: "you must not be too severe upon yourself," replied elizabeth."lady catherine de bourgh," she replied, "has very lately given him a living. i hardly know how"Weird, right? None of it is a link to a porn website or anything. It's just that text. I'm not really sure how effective this sort of spam is, since it's not actually advertising anything and it doesn't trick you into clicking a link. So I'm a little perplexed by it, but it's kind of interesting... Well, I thought it was funny, anyway. Update: So, these two sentences are from Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice" - chapters 48 and 16, respectively. Still very odd... posted at 8:28 AM
Friday, October 20, 2006 Sunday, October 15, 2006 So, after a month and seven day hiatus, how do I make up for all the lost time to all my reader? (..not a spelling mistake....) By ignoring my lack of posting completely! (except for that first sentence) Here's something funny. Read it. Me: you're coming back for thanksgiving, right?
Friday, September 08, 2006 Okay, so I never write anymore. So sorry. Get the fuck over it - nobody reads this thing anyway. But, in case you do, here's a new thing. If you havent seen the picture of Tom Cruise's devilchild, you can see it here. But when I saw it, I realized it looked exactly like the funny-lookin' guy from The Princess Bride. Here, take a look and tell me it's no the same person! Inconceivable!!  That's it for now! Peace.
Thursday, August 10, 2006 I know, I know. I don't update anymore. What can I say? My life is boring and I'm a loser. That's actually not true, my life is not boring. Anyhow, here's a conversation betwixt the ever-ravishing emily pennington and myself Emily: what did one wall say to the other wall Emily: ? Me: what Me: are you board? Me: wood you like to go out? Me: i'm so plastered? Emily: haha Emily: no Me: what? Emily: meet you at the corner! Me: ahh Emily: Me: i like the plastered one
Tuesday, July 18, 2006 I must say, this looks very nice, indeed...  Edit: Here's a funny picture for_no_reason:  I believe this is the first graphic evidence of the elusive JesusDuck posted at 10:58 AM
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