"As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated - they're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates and arranging for every 2nd Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all time in this Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, appetizing and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight."

posted at 4:00 AM
  

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::imagines all women in the US to not wear a bra for a few days::
actually, that'd be a better dream than a reality cause that's a lot of sag i don't want to deal with.
anyway HA I POSTED BEFORE EMILY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. cute post yo, see ya friday

Posted by  Anonymous : July 14, 2005 5:03 AM

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ummm ok erik.
i dont always have to post first.. actually, given the time difference and the fact that josh usually posts late at night, i only have a 50/50 chance of commenting first.


anyways, the reason i came to your blog, baby, is to ask if you liked my poem at all yesterday.. i forgot to ask when we were on the phone, and im oh so sorry that ive been so down lately..

Posted by  Anonymous : July 14, 2005 10:44 AM

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p.s. please start posting every day again.

Posted by  Anonymous : July 14, 2005 11:01 AM

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