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| Wednesday, October 08, 2003 Okay people, today's lesson. Johnny Nogood says, "Woot!" Suzy Stupidface says, "Whoot!" Bobby Thecoolestfuckingguyinthehistoryoftheworld says, "w00t!!" So, children, what did we learn? If you are a true hax0r 1337, or even if you just wanna be as cool as the Grand Master Hax0r, you will say "w00t!!" Anybody who says "woot" or "whoot" is a dumb-ass bitchy mother-fuck who deserves to die. If you are one such person, please make a selection from the following list of seven ways to die, and then execute yourself in such a manner: 1. Swallowing razor blades. 2. Being taken out back and shot. 3. Place a hot iron on your genitals. A few minutes later, take some poison. 4. Play "Red-Light, Green-Light" with other cars in an actual intersection. You can be the light caller!! 5. Put on a life-jacket and go out to sea, only to be starved to death and have your body eaten away by seagulls... or sea monsters... 6. Listen to "Mr. Roboto" by Styx until your ears bleed out. Then take some poison. 7. Jump out of an airplane, but pack a hot iron on your genitals instead of packing a parachute. For legal purposes, please do not actually attempt any of these activities, as they may result in serious injury. So, all you non-w00t sayers, get crackin'!! w00t!!
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