Okay, so I've changed my blog to "Zhang Ziyi Fantasies" because she is so hot, and is much better than stupid Alex Trebeck... So, here we go...


Zhang Ziyi: (in Chinese) Hi. My names Zhang Ziyi, and I dont know any English...
Me: Oh, hello. I'll help you with your English!
Zhang Ziyi: Oh, thank you. What do you call this?
      Takes off her shirt and points to her breast.
Me: Oh, that's a breast... OH YES. I like being a teacher...


AND THUS ends today's Zhang Ziyi Fantasy. Am I a pervert? Of course I am! But they're my fucken fantasies, and they're DAMNED HOT!!! Ahhhh....

posted at 6:28 PM
  

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